Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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