Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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