I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just come out here and I will go home with you...
her vagine was all disorganized.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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