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say what?
wanna hang out?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
