Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
