I am in a vortex of obligation.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
