yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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