yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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