i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i out mim tonsoeep
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