i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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