Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
its liver damage thursday
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