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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
