he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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