chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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