does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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