If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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