Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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