Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Non-Jews are for practice
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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