just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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