Cold hands, warm shart.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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