nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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