If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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