Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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