I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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