i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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