Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Do plants get herpes?
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