It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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