guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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