I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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