how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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