I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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