No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
