I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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