At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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