does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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