So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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