have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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