just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
