i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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