I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
