Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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