paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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