theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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