singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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