He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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