People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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