I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
