And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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