I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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