glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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