i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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