Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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