pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What a dumb baby whore.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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