sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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