Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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