Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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