Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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