i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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