So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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