where am i from again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
