there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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